The weather is getting colder, trees are becoming bare, and slowly but surely cheerful decorations are going up. Could it be? Are the Holidays approaching once again? It’s true, another year has come and gone and the Holiday season is upon us. It’s the time of year for delicious eats, for quality time with family, and of course for giving gifts to the ones we love. We’re all about getting in the spirit and having a little fun. So, we decided to put a little spin on our annual gift guide.
If you’ve ever wondered about the perfect gift for The Grinch, or if a snowman needs to use moisturizer, then look no further! We proudly present the Fatco Holiday Gift Guide for 2021!
Buddy The Elf Could Use The Fat Stick
Buddy the Elf is always on the move! When he first came to New York to find his dad, he had to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel. That’s a lot of time spent in the cold dry weather, which no doubt took a toll on his skin. Buddy would have been better equipped for this journey with his handy dandy Lavender + Peppermint Fat Stick! He could apply it anywhere that the elements really started to affect, and cross out dry skin from his list of worries! Those difficult travels would be made easier with a Fat Stick in his pocket.
Frosty Could Use Some Body Butta
He’s alive as he could be, so he’s out there in the elements constantly. Frosty is definitely dealing with some frostbite, and in turn, some serious dry skin. If only there was a gift for him that could moisturize his entire body? Give Frosty the gift of moisturizer with our Body Butta. With all the time he spends outside, his skin needs all the extra love it can get. Not to mention, he could make a little snowman friend out of the circular Body Butta containers!
Stink! Stank! Stunk! The Grinch Needs Some Deodorant
It’s in the song people. That guy has some STANK! The Grinch prides himself on his vile, rotten attitude and persona. It’s only natural to assume that applies to his hygiene and appearance as well. He may not like it, but he could use some deodorant. Our Stank Stop should do the trick! It’s made with antibacterial coconut oil and odor neutralizing aluminum-free baking soda. We’ve even thrown in our grass-fed tallow to be extra soft and nourishing. It’s the perfect deodorant for a harsh, angry character like The Grinch!
Santa Needs Some Healthy Oils
I think it’s time we talk to Santa about his diet. I love the guy as much as you do, but all he’s eating are greasy, oily foods. Not to mention all the stress eating he does leading up to Christmas. It’s undoubtedly taking a toll on his skin. This is why Santa could really use our Cleansing Oil this Christmas. Using our Cleansing Oil, he can clean away the dirt & grime and replace them with healthy, beneficial oils that his skin craves. Don’t worry, Fatco’s got the ol’ fat man in the red suit covered.
Scrooge Could Tone It Down A Bit
Bah Humbug! This is of course the famous catchphrase of Christmas hater, Ebeneezer Scrooge. His life at the bank is undeniably stressful, and with all the demons of his past, we can’t help but feel bad for the guy. Harboring all that stress and rage can’t be good for him, so this year give Scrooge the gift of a relaxing end of the day with our Toner. He needs a refresh after work, and our toner provides an easy way to balance out his skin and wipe the day away. It goes on gently and will heal and regenerate the skin. Even if he yells in your face afterwards, giving him some Toner is for the best.
Rudolph Needs Help With His Redness
Oh Rudolph, you adorable reindeer you. He’s been capturing hearts during Christmas since he helped Santa through that foggy Christmas Eve. We all love Rudolph so deer-ly, but he needs some help with the redness on his face. Lucky for Rudolph, we’ve got just the thing. Our Myrrhaculous Face Cream will clear that redness right up! Made with grass-fed tallow and nutrient rich ingredients, it’s the perfect cream for dry, cracked, and irritated skin. Rudolph we love your glowing little nose, but if you ever need to clear some of the redness up, we’ve got you covered little guy.
The Abominable Snowman’s Hair Needs Some Love
He’s big, he’s hairy, and he’s...adorable? Of course we’re talking about the Abominable Snowman, affectionately known as Bumble by his north pole pals. He’s absolutely covered in hair, and living his life out in the elements, it could definitely use some extra nourishment. To keep Bumble’s hair nice and soft, give him the gift of our Revitalizing Hair Oil. With our blend of natural and organic oils, Bumble can combat the harsh effects of the cold, dry winds of the north pole. He’ll be feeling his very Bumble best when he lathers up with our hair oil after a long day.
All fun and games aside, we want to wish you the happiest holiday season! Here’s a little gift from us to you: from November 19th to November 29th you can take up to 25% off your entire purchase with our Black Friday sale! Details can be found on our homepage. So stuff those stockings and gift bags with our all natural skincare products, because we've got something for everyone on your holiday shopping list!!
Happy Holidays from FATCO!